Prince Harry and Meghan Markle exchanged vows in front of millions, but Saturday Night Live imagined the chaotic royal reception aftermath that left a television audience roaring.
The year was 2018, and the royal afterparty was still going strong at 2:00 a.m. with cameras rolling on every bizarre interaction.
Harry Windsor, styling himself as Ron Sleezeley, acted as the unofficial videographer documenting the historic festivities.
Meghan was reportedly stationed in the hallway trying to stop her white relatives from getting in because they were completely mental.
Deshaun, a guest from Meghan side of the family, admitted on camera that he felt totally outnumbered by the British aristocracy.
Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton looked a little tipsy while chatting near the reception floor.
Kate confessed that for the last six years she had been pregnant the whole time and was going hard tonight.
When asked how much she had to drink, she proudly declared she had consumed one glass of champagne.
Prince Charles himself made a brief appearance when asked if he was proud of his youngest son.
Father of the groom Charles offered a blunt and unenthusiastic yes before walking away.
Then came the moment that made Prince Harry completely mortified in front of British royalty.
Meghan great uncle casually approached Her Majesty the Queen of England with zero filter.
He told the Queen that she had to start watching Netflix hit series The Crown.
He bluntly informed Her Majesty that the show made her look li,ke a bitch on television and told her girl they done you dirty.
The Queen maintained her composure while noting that this gentleman had also insisted she must visit Philadelphia.
Prince William proved to be the ultimate party animal by sipping on a virgin hot toddy.
Harry wasted no time roasting his brother William by asking what he was drinking and noting it was basically tea.
Harry also apologized on behalf of their genetics by saying he was so sorry to hear William hair could not make it.
William fired back with a brilliant response that left the room amused before busting a few awkward grooves on the dance floor.
Grandmum saw the dancing unfold, prompting Harry to instantly regret his life choices and yell out bollocks.
The newlyweds moved on to the cheap seats to say hello to the random table every wedding seemingly has.
Amber, a former briefcase girl from Deal or No Deal who worked alongside Meghan, proudly brought her actual briefcase to the reception.
A distant relative known as Aunt Creepy showed up claiming to be both an aunt and a niece through a deeply confusing family tree.
Aunt Creepy recalled a polo match where a young Harry was kicked in the face by a horse, prompting Harry to beg her to stop talking about it.
The eccentric relative casually admitted she was a monster and a bit of a pedophile, leaving Harry desperate to usher her away.
Celebrity tables featured Russell Brand shouting hellos and Sir Elton John putting a unique spin on his classic hits.
Sir Elton serenaded the room by singing hold me closer tiny ginger because of Harry hair.
American comedian Leslie Jones arrived at the reception simply because she started tweeting about the wedding two days prior.
Leslie compared her unexpected invite to the Olympics and wondered aloud where Oprah was hiding in the crowd.
As the night wound down, Harry spotted Aunt Creepy once again and reminded viewers that she was indeed a total nightmare.
Prince Harry Markle officially signed off his 2018 royal wedding video tape while running to save his family from further embarrassment.
